AFRICAN DIET: as in the world, children on The black continent gets the most delicious
Poor nutrition and a constant lack of importance for the full development of the body of trace elements forced the bubal tribe to turn to their only wealth – cows. Whether practical, whether empirically, they found that eating menstrual secretions of this animal will help them to fight rickets, scurvy and white blood.

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The mysterious bubal tribe roams with their herds on the border of Kenya and Somalia. And only in this nation, there is a surprising custom: their children from birth to marriage use the allocation of cows.
According to the ancient belief, the licking of the cow’s vagina gives future soldiers strength and courage. And as recently found Italian scientists under the guidance of Professor of the University of Milan Dr. Alfredo Scabrotti, so the child’s body during the growth period makes up for the lack of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium, potassium, vitamins B6, B12, E and D.
Because of this, the most terrible disease in the region – anemia, or lack of hemoglobin in the blood, bypasses the bubal tribe side.
The rich, those and are happy

Kenia, a brief description of the country from Russian stupids

But the most interesting thing happens later. After puberty, all men of the tribe manifest pronounced hormonal changes. They dramatically increase the size of the testicles. Sometimes up to an incredible size-70-80 centimeters in diameter.
Professor Scabrate not without reason, considers that this “wonder of nature” is a direct consequence of unconventional supply, especially practiced until full puberty. After some research, he concluded that hormone-rich monthly secretions of cattle, among other things, have the ability to cause irreversible hormonal changes in humans.
It is curious that such giant balls aborigines have no effect on fertility in the tribe. However, the hapless bubala creates a lot of problems at home and at the hunt. The only an undoubted advantage can be considered only a wave of tourists from around the world who pay a lot of money to see the immodest advantages of bubals.
Revenues from visiting tourists allow bubal significantly increase and diversify your diet. Because of this, they already refuse to approach the cow as a vitamin source, and, quite possibly, the next generation of bubals will have nothing to boast about.
The TRAGIC CONSEQUENCES of malnutrition: an overabundance of vitamins leads to a local increase in body weight

Kenia, a brief description of the country from Russian stupids

By the way
* Czech travelers Hanselka and Sigmund wrote about bubals in their book “Africa of dreams and reality”. They encountered a tribe during a test of the Tatro car in Africa. According to both, huge testicles adult bubalov – not that other, as artificially caused by a hernia.
* A similar tradition exists among the natives of the Masai tribe. Their fight against anemia looks a little less exotic and does not cause disgust in Europeans. The Maasai pierce the cow’s neck with a special dart, pump blood into a vessel and drink with pleasure. It does not bring much harm to the animal, because at one time Masai drinks no more than a glass and uses one cow no more than once a month.

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