Jews are clever. They buy from the Russian mother, driving her tattoos, shaving your legs, insert teeth, sell modeling Agency as new, and with the proceeds the difference of the other Russian soldier.

Not like Arabs – however, the feeling is mutual. Not like each other,
and they can’t agree on anything, they call it the Knesset. With this, the best army in the world, which if angered – throws a bum to the surrounding Arabs and wholesale and retail.

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Probably because in the army, and girls, too, and the Jews in front of girls love to fake it. They know how to make great weapons, grow a crop of oranges, violinists, startups and chess players on bare stone.

Jews – extremely vindictive, write in a special little book all sorts of nasty things that they did different people, then give this little book to the Mossad and they send a team of punishers.

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It is believed that the Jews have seized too much money, factories, Newspapers, television, and steamers. In General, this is true, but nothing can be done about it – because of the Elders of Zion and in General. But on ordinary Jews, it is not reflected in any way-same unfortunate assholes and beggars, as well as all other working planets.

Jewish business is something special. If you are going to do business with Jews-be careful, keep a stone not in a bosom, and directly in a fist, and it is better not one. Deceive try necessarily, however, seeing the stone-usually come to mind. The religion of the Jews – Judaism, but with so many currents and branches, that nobody really knows which teaching is right.

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In Russia, for example, two main rabbis, both fiercely hate each other. One of all name is Adolf. His father was a guy with humor.
How many chief rabbis in Israel – no one knows, perhaps, that and more hundreds of. There are the main 613 commandments that a faithful Jew must fulfill. But there are not even two Jews, able to negotiate in order to fulfill these commandments.

The priests of the Jews, no rabbis is a highly advanced user, teachers – but not priests. And there are no churches either, synagogues are not churches in the Orthodox sense, they are just public houses for joint prayers.

Pray women and men separately, while wearing on the shoulders of special striped scarves from Hermes, and desperately shaking his head. Why-unknown.

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Particularly hard-core Jews always go in carnival costumes, Charlie Chaplin, and grow curls on the temples, called the Passover. From the point of view of education – it is convenient, because a little Jew with a pace, even very nimble, clever mother always knows what to grab.

Also, the religious Jews are the usual big, hairy and not particularly clean beard. There they keep from Friday to Sunday the remains of food since Friday evening Jews are allowed only to cry and pray, and the stock of crumbs stored in a beard allows to survive tolerably some days.

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The Jews have the Holy Scripture – the Torah, everything is written in great detail there, how God created everything, how he raised the Jews, and all sorts of prophecies that bad things should happen to the Jews if they do wrong. As practice and history have shown, everything that is written in the Torah thousands of years ago is true, everything happened. Not to say that the Jews of this particularly smart.
Even the Jews have a secret mojo, called the Kabbalah. Nothing in it, too, is unclear, but, say, works.

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There are two myths: the First – about pure – blooded Jews-these do not exist and can not be, because even the ancient forefathers and prophets took to wife any attracted women of any nation, to say nothing about later times.
And the second myth is that Jews are very smart.

This is also not fair – the number of assholes among Jews is no less than among, say, Russians or Ukrainians. Exactly the same, only a Jewish asshole is different in that he still has some kind of diploma of higher education, and the language is better suspended. But on productivity-exactly the same. Asshole, as the saying goes, he and in Africa asshole. Especially in Israel.

Nevertheless, the nationality of the Jews is considered by the mother. However, any sufficiently clever rascal with Russian officials easily organizes a grandmother, something Sarah Ruvimovna and can sharpen skis in Israel. Where he is also fucking useless, but Israel never gives Jewish orks other countries.
Jews have many holidays, meaning they are usually about the same – in memory of some long ago when someone wanted to exterminate the Jews, but they managed to escape. On this occasion, drink and eat.

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Jews live everywhere where something can be confused or stolen. Hardworking Jews live in their collective farms, on the Promised Land, where they have everything in common – women, children, food, and money. Smart Jews live in America, where everyone is also terribly angry.
The stupid Jews are sitting in Russia and Ukraine in their benches and whine how bad things are.
A special breed – lucky Jewish oligarchs. The Jewish people like they’re saints, all of them wildly respected. The oligarchs themselves wanted to spit on other Jews, no respect and often convert to Christianity. Then actually cease to be Jews at all.

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Jews also have a custom – on the eighth day after birth, boys are circumcised
– pull the tip of the pussy, and cut off the skin. It is believed that what it’s really like
Jewish God. For sure it is not known, but the Jews say-beautiful
receives.
The sad thing is that many Jews, along with a piece of bloody flesh – cut off the feeling senses of humor. And they all lived and the surrounding world is perceived as very seriously.
These become the famous Russian humorists, and long angered authorities of all stripes,
as much as they can until they are crushed by a truck somewhere in Belarus.

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