Germans are stupid. They come out in columns from Berlin, go somewhere to fight, get into turnips, lose their minds and all the remaining time quietly glue boxes on wheels.

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Printable Editable Map Germany Full Administrative Divisions – States, Districts, Municipal Areas, + Roads, Cities, Airports, Railroads Adobe Illustrator

It is believed that the Germans love to order – this is not true. In fact, they love the loot and young prostitutes. Both of them are always not enough, why they catch girls pioneers and locked up in the basement, abused them on everyone.

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Map Berlin Germany exact City Plan scale 1:45731 editable Adobe Illustrator Street Map

German women are really terrible, at the resorts, every German tries to undress naked, at least – to remain in their underpants. Turks and Arabs, of course, perceive it as an official invitation.

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Map Berlin Germany exact City Plan scale 1:45731 editable Adobe Illustrator Street Map

In the shower, of course, all Germans are Nazis and homosexuals, so nobody knew – came up with such a language, which can only bark like a Gestapo shepherd.
That in Germany well-sausages, sausage and beer. Just keep in mind that pigs were sexually abused before they turned into sausages.

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The religion of the Germans is different, who believes in gay pride parades, who is a Lutheran, but in General the Germans meta-religion – Hitler weaned.

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The history of Germany is dark and indistinct – as a single state, it exists relatively recently, in the 19th century it was dozens of small principalities and baronies inhabited by aristocrats and hungry peasants.

The main occupation of the German cattle barons was to attach their shaggy daughters to The Russian throne in the form of Queens, which turned out well. Subsequently, several strong rulers and Kaisers Germany was United in one big gang, and then immediately engaged in all sorts of robbery – arranging only in the 20th century two world wars.

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Once the French said Germans, that for a good work more pay, in that they, on its inherent stupidity and believed. And, accordingly, in the types of profits, they began to produce high-quality goods, and now earn quite decent money throughout the country.

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Interestingly, at the end of the 19th century, German goods were considered to be of extremely low quality, and nowhere else in the world, they were not willing to buy them.

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In the 20th century, once again received into a pumpkin, Germany was divided between the winners – some were capitalists, and others – have built socialism. Then the socialist idea died, and the Nazis were able to unite. It seems to have even turned out well. It was an interesting experiment. Now about the same thing is happening with South and North Korea. As one and the same people manifests themselves and develop in different economic and political systems in completely different ways.

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